I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Maybe I should change my habits
• Surely this is a dream
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and get more info it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out under a building. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe what just took place. This is insane, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.

• This is nuts
• No joke
• This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?